Guess Who Bill Clinton Killed Off In His New Novel

Bill Clinton is a total novelist now. He actually just wrote a book titled, “The President Is Missing.” He’s been promoting here and there. Things have gotten a little weird.

I’m not going to sit here and lie to you. I have zero intention of reading it. I have paint that I need to watch dry.

I really don’t care to know about the book, but there’s one detail everyone is talking about, and I have to say. It grabbed my attention.

Guess which character he chose to kill off. Go ahead. Guess.

The First Lady. DOH!

“Readers may wonder why the authors decide early on to kill off the first lady, who was a brilliant law student when she first dazzled Duncan.” https://t.co/SQqTdX599d

— Amy Chozick (@amychozick) June 3, 2018

And check out her last words to her husband…

“Promise me you’ll meet someone else, Jonathan. Promise me.”

Can you not see the double meaning here? I mean…I think we all know who Bill was thinking of when he wrote that. Sorry not sorry Hillary.

Hmm

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) June 4, 2018

I think Bill Clinton lived a fantasy

— Cookie Monster (@Elmo_Cookie2020) June 3, 2018

Yoooooooooowwwwwzzzzaaaaaaa.

I’d say I feel for Hillary, but my mom taught me not to lie so…