The Obamas Are Rolling In Piles And Piles Of Cash Post-Presidency…

Remember how we told you about that whole Netflix deal that the Obamas brokered?  Yeeeeeah.  They are rolling in the cash because of it, y’all.  According to Daily Wire, they’re making upwards of $50 million just from that sweet deal.  And who knows what kind of documentaries they’re going to make about their lives.  Lord only knows that Barack has written like 14 autobiographies about himself already, because he loooooooves to tell people about himself.

They’re gonna tell stories, y’all.  

The Barack and Michelle love story.  It’s comin’ to a Netflix screen near you, y’all.  Wait for it.

But wait – there’s more!  The books.  Of COURSE there are the books, because all those other autobiographies just weren’t enough, dontchaknow:

They’ve also reportedly signed a joint book deal with Penguin Random House valued at over $65 million. Michelle’s memoir, the first book planned in the series, is supposed to be released in November.

Holy mother of CASH.

And listen – we Sucker Taxpayers are continuing to pay him, too.  Because of COURSE we’re doing that.  So y’all should probably get back to work after that long weekend and all.

I guess Obama didn’t get the memo:

Mmmmm hmmmm.