This Is An Actual CNN Headline And I Am Not Even Making It Up.
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May 8, 2018I can’t.
Look at this, you guys.
That is an actual headline of an actual article that is actually on CNN’s website right actually now.
And it gets better. You wanna know what the first line is?
“There’s no way to stop lava.”
That’s what it says. For REAL. And that’s not even a conclusion that Amir Vera could come up with all by himself. At the bottom of the article, it says, “CNN’s Paul P. Murphy, Eric Levenson and Susannah Cullinane contributed to this report.”
It required four people to pull that column together.
Y’all have probably seen videos of the lava making its way through various areas of Hawaii. Like these.
I have to say, lava freaks me out. Volcanoes freak me out. And so do people who do weird experiments with it like dropping brand new iphones into it “just to see what happens.”
Anyway, PSA from CNN. Don’t try to stop lava. You’re welcome.
