Stormy Finally Reveals That Sketchy “Bombshell” Of Hers… I Call SO MUCH BS

Stormy Daniels is a LITERAL attention wh*re. she was on The View today to reveal her OMG BOMBSHELL sketch of a dude who allegedly threatened her 7 years ago.

Yeeeeahhh… it was as dumb as you’d expect it to be.

According to the Daily Caller:

Adult film star Stormy Daniels went public with a sketch of the man she claims threatened her in 2011, demanding that she not talk about her relationship with President Donald Trump. Daniels appeared Tuesday on ABC’s “The View,” granting one of only a few exclusive interviews regarding her case against the president.

Daniels, with attorney Michael Avenatti by her side, sat at the table and fielded questions for nearly the full hour.

She began by explaining why she had chosen to appear at Michael Cohen’s Monday hearing, saying, “I’m tired of being threatened, I’m done. I’m done being bullied … I wanted to make sure that people knew that I was taking it seriously.”

I’m sorry… but didn’t this happen 7 years ago?(If it happened at all.) It hasn’t happened again since. So what exactly does she mean by “I’m tired of being threatened, I’m done. I’m done being bullied.”

Sounds more like “I’m tired of not buying everything I want. I’m done. I’m done being not rich.”

Meghan McCain asked the question that many on social media have asked, noting that her attack on the president has, at least at times, “seemed like a publicity stunt. It has been beneficial to your career.”

Yup. Meghan DEMOLISHED her.

She brought up that ridiculous stunt where she crashed Michael Cohen’s court appearance yesterday.

“I mean, I think yesterday, because you didn’t have anything to do with the case, it seemed a little like you were just trying to get attention, which I understand that you’re being sued by our president, but it does seem like you’re benefiting a lot.”

Yeah. That was gross, honestly.

And she kept going…

“It seems like a publicity stunt on some level. You’re going on your ‘Make America Horny Again’ tour. I’m sure you’re making a lot of money, no disrespect, I hadn’t heard your name until all this had happened and now you’re literally live on ‘The View’ giving an entire interview with us. So it has been beneficial for your career.”

DUH.

But of course, she was like OMG NUH-UH!

Daniels admitted that she was getting more work, but said that she was also spending more money. “This isn’t what I want to be known for. I’ve had to hire bodyguards, my daughter has to have a tutor. I am dancing more, I am making more money, but I’m spending more. The body guards, you don’t want to see their bill. I have to feed them three times a day, and they’re big.”

HAHAHAHAHHAA. She can’t be serious.

Bodyguards, may I add, that she did NOT hire when the alleged threat happened SEVEN YEARS AGO.

She hired them now that she’s going public with all of this. FOR ATTENTION.

Daniels also claimed that her career trajectory, since becoming embroiled in legal battles with President Trump, has not been entirely upward. “I have a passion project that I have been working on for a few years, directing a horror movie, and my producers have all ghosted on me.”

HAHAHAHA.

Maybe because someone wised up to the fact that having enormous plastic jugs doesn’t necessarily make you a good movie director?

Then Daniels revealed the sketch of the man she claims threatened her as she arrived at a “mommy and me” fitness class in 2011.

“I thought he was someone’s husband. he had his hands in his pocket. He said, ‘Beautiful little girl, it would be a shame if something happened to her mom. Forget this story, leave Mr. Trump alone.’ I went into the class and I couldn’t feel me feet or my face. I felt dizzy and went into the restroom and one of the instructors followed me to ask if I was ok, and I lied and said my baby had a blowout. I was really rattled.”

Yeah. Uh huh. Ok. She “lied” so there were no witnesses at the time or anyone that could corroborate her story who was there when it supposedly happened.

That’s convenient.

McCain pressed Daniels again, asking why she hadn’t gone directly to the police following that incident. Daniels admitted that some of her reluctance was simply fear, since the man had specifically told her not to do that. But she raised another dilemma as well. “If I had gone to the police about the threat, they would have asked why I was being told to leave Donald Trump alone. And I would have had to tell them, and police reports are public record.”

Are you KIDDING me right now?! And this isn’t public?

Not buying ANY of it.