Really? That’s It? Stormy Daniels’ New “Bombshell” Is BEYOND Sketchy…

OMG, you guys! I’m actually cracking up about this.

So freaking RIDICULOUS.

I mentioned over the weekend that Stormy Daniels’ RIDICULOUS HACK of a lawyer kept teasing a hyuuuuge bombshell development.

What’s the bombshell, you may ask?

They’re releasing a “composite sketch” of the dude who supposedly threatened her. Yes, that’s it. No, I’m not kidding.

The “bombshell” comes at the 2:50 mark.

What the HELL.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Why is anyone still talking to this freak? THERE’S NOTHING THERE, OMG.

According to the Daily Caller:

Michael Avenatti told CNN’s Alisyn Camerota Monday that his client Stormy Daniels will release a composite sketch Tuesday of the man who allegedly threatened her to stay quiet about her relationship with Donald Trump back in 2011.

“My client sat down with Lois Gibson. She’s the foremost forensic artist in the world,” the lawyer stated Monday morning. “She has a world record for the number of IDs.”

“A composite sketch has been produced. we’ll be releasing that tomorrow along with a significant reward asking that the public come forward. we are very close to identifying this individual.”

Um… no. You’re not. You’re not close at all. You’re not even in the ballpark.

Avenatti said he believes the public “will recognize the individual and are going to come forward with information.”

But of course, he declined to answer if he and Stormy had brought the sketch to the police. Because they HAVEN’T. Because it’s BULL.

This is embarrassing. Basically, Stormy and her attention wh*re lawyer are looking for 15 minutes and a quick buck.

PATHETIC.