Sean Hannity and Jimmy Kimmel are feuding hard.
It all started after Kimmel– being the tolerant, diverse, sensitive guy he is– mocked Melania Trump’s accent for no apparent reason. He played a clip of her reading a book to kids at the White House Easter Egg Roll, and the audience laughed.
Can you imagine the outrage if a conservative host mocked a liberal FLOTUS’ accent? All HELL would break loose. But since Melania is married to Donald Trump and Jimmy Kimmel is a liberal, it’s fine.
Sean Hannity ripped him a new one. He called Kimmel a “despicable disgrace” and “ass clown.”
Both very accurate descriptions.
“Ass clown Kimmel. Now I’m gonna tell you something. What a disgrace. Hey, uh, Mr. Kimmel, she speaks five languages. How many languages do you speak?” Hannity asked.
Kimmel responded on Thursday night. Hannity’s little jab definitely got to him, because he (and by “he” I mean his writers) REALLY went for it.
“What is an ass clown? I was thinking about it this morning; is it an ass that’s a clown or a clown that lives in an ass, like a little Bozo bird in your butt cheeks? I honestly don’t know. And more importantly, why is Sean Hannity fantasizing about clowns in the ass? Is this your thing at night? At 2 a.m., you got your laptop open to Breitbart, you sneak to hump a pillow from the Ivanka Trump collection, quietly, so your wife doesn’t wake up and make you go to church?” Kimmel asked.
That couldn’t be a more juvenile retort. Holy crap WORK ON YOUR COMEBACKS KIMMEL. This is just embarrassing.
“Sean Hannity’s problem is, for eight years while Obama was president, he was unable to get an erection. And he tried everything: Viagra, Cialis, he tried looking at pictures of Paul Ryan with his shirt off, didn’t work, went to office Christmas parties with Bill O’Reilly — nothing worked. But now that Trump is president, here’s the twist: Sean Hannity is unable to have anything but an erection. He’s had an erection since November of 2016, and it’s driving him mad, he’s lost his mind. This is the guy who defended the multiply alleged pedophile Roy Moore, and I’m the despicable disgrace, I’m the ass clown,” Kimmel added. “If I’m an ass clown — and I very well might be — you, Sean, are the whole ass circus.”
Coming from the guy who just ranted about Hannity’s penis. That’s the best he’s got. Sad!
What a loser.
After the show, Hannity hinted that he’s turning it up a notch.
So @jimmykimmel (aka Harvey Weinstein jr) I’ll have much more tomorrow…… @Disney Tick Tock.. Best Sean #pervertkimmel
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) April 6, 2018
I can't wait! https://t.co/2LhDiF7Lw7
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) April 6, 2018
Game on….. Oh ask the boss @Disney Bob about the conversation we had about you. Best Sean #pervertkimmel https://t.co/9W04t4J8Ak
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) April 6, 2018
To be continued…