Cecile (Cruella Deville) Richards Wants You To Adopt. Just Not A Human, Of Course.

When I read this tweet of Cecile Richards’, three things struck me as icky about it.  First off, I would’ve never pegged her for a dog person:

Heading out on book tour for TWO WEEKS! Going to miss this guy though Garfield, not so much. #MakeTroubleBook #AdoptDontShop #Dachshund pic.twitter.com/hUbME9tJxc

— Cecile Richards (@CecileRichards) April 3, 2018

A lab rat, maybe.  Perhaps a few really feral, unattached cats.  But dogs?  Nope.  Richards has always resembled Cruella Deville to me – looks-wise and character-wise, and that chick killed dogs so she could make a coat out of them.  They’re practically long-lost sisters:

Can y’all see it?

Anywho, I didn’t see the dog thing coming.  Her husband must do the care taking there.

On top of the dog thing, there’s a book for which she’s apparently touring.  Who wants to give hard-earned money (and even worse – TIME) to this woman and read what she has to say?  If you do, raise your hand, make a fist, and then punch yourself in the face.  Because she’s been responsible for the murder of millions of babies during her tenure.  I’m not sure what type of leadership tips or tricks you’re trying to pick up there, but you could probably get better tips from Charles Manson.

And then there’s the #AdoptDontShop hashtaggery.  She actually typed that.  Out loud and everything.

You’re looking at evil doused in peroxide up there, y’all.  And I genuinely feel sorry for that precious weinie dog.