WA Governor Paints Fuzzy Wittle Polar Bears To Cope With His Trump Derangement Syndrome
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March 10, 2018If You Love This As Much As I Do, We Should Be Friends At Once.
March 10, 2018Somehow President Trump’s very existence has managed to collectively jar every soy boy in the country’s balls and render them complete and utter manlets.
“Full-grown man” and Governor of Washington State, Jay Inslee, is dealing with his TERMINAL Trump Derangement Syndrome by … get this… painting polar bear collages.
What in the fresh hell is this?
IS THIS REAL LIFE.
THIS MAN IS THE GOVERNOR OF A STATE.
According to the Washington Free Beacon:
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee (D.) said Tuesday he recently made a collage and painted a polar bear to deal with the stress of news about the Trump administration.
Speaking on Politico‘s “Off Message” podcast, Inslee said he painted pastels before Donald Trump took office but has been more inspired to since he became president.
“Something comes out of the White House, a tweet that drives me to distraction, and I turn it into a picture of Mt. Rainier,” he said. “So, it’s a mental health issue.”
BAHAHAHA.
Mental health issue? You dooooon’t say.
He said his painting had become more “dynamic” and “vitriolic” since Trump took office.
“I used to do dormant volcanoes. Now, I do active volcanoes to respond to the White House at the moment,” he said.
“I have not yet heard of somebody translating their view of politics at the moment into pastels,” Politico‘s Edward-Isaac Dovere said.
Actually… it’s pretty common:
Sorry to burst your bubble, Jay… but toddlers around the world beat you to it.
“I’ll show you the latest I did of a polar bear on a collage of torn up New York Times,” Inslee said. “So you get mad reading the newspaper, you tear up the paper, you make it a collage, and then paint bears on top.”
Ooooh boy… alrighty then.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear..
Fuzzy Wuzzy was an unhinged Democratic governor who needs to seek professional help..
.@GovInslee on OFF MESSAGE says he does pastel art to deal with the news. His latest: “a polar bear on a collage of torn up New York Times. So you get mad reading the newspaper, you tear up the paper, you make it a collage, and then paint bears on top.” https://t.co/eDmDR4KdNU
— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) March 6, 2018
