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March 6, 2018Because I’m a sucker for pop culture and general punishment, I decided to see what the kooks over at the teen rag Cosmo were gossipin’ about today. (Not going to lie. I enjoyed some of their Bachelor-related posts today. Go ahead and judge. Arie is a pathetic coward, and he deserves a throat punch.)
I also saw this headline: “For Her Next Trick, Kim Kardashian Will Eat a Bowl of Noodles in the Nude.”
It’s exactly what it sounds like. Kim K posted a picture of herself eating noodles in the nude. Because feminism? Empowerment? Boobs? Noodles? Noodle Nudes? Noods? I do not know.
Here’s a screenshot.
The comments are legit cracking me up. (Spelling errors are on them, not me.)
“I can buy a bra for you if you like?”
“WHY?!?!?!”
“Ew no one wants to see that.”
“Put some clothes you idiot.”
“Girl ain’t you cold put a shirt on.”
“I’m sorry but no mother should pose topless it’s just not right.”
“Can you imagine accidentally dropping a bowl of hot steaming noodles on yourself while being shirtless? Amazing.”
“Did north take this too??”
“Whoa there Kimberly, just an fyi there’s a ridiculous amount of sodium in ramen!”
Good. I hope she experiences a severe case of belly bloat. Selfie that glorious Ramen food baby, Kim!
“I will tell you the truth. I’m not here to tell you what to do BUT you have a children and if North will ask you : mom how do you prosper and you will tell her…about…..you know but after she will not be happy…”
“Why Kim, why???”
“This could have been 1 less picture that your kids would have to try an understand.”
Seriously though. I can see it now. “Mom, why are you famous?” “Because I eat noodles naked, baby.”
Kim K: The worst example for girls everywhere. Her poor daughters…
