CNN Publishes Most Desperate Story Yet – James Woods’ Commentary Is SPOT ON

CNN… this HAS to be a joke.

A Russian model being held in a Thai jail promises to spill Trump-Russia secrets https://t.co/aiXdNpUeCd pic.twitter.com/rlytzWOxbh

— CNN (@CNN) March 1, 2018

Basically some Russian chick is in jail in Thailand and is promising to release Trump-Russia secrets if the US gets her out.

A self-described Russian “seductress” is asking for US help to escape a Thai detention center in exchange for information on alleged links between US President Donald Trump and Russia, according to her Instagram account.

Anastasia Vashukevich, who also goes by the name Nastya Rybka, says she’s being held in Thailand after being arrested on February 26, along with nine other Russians, in the city of Pattaya for running so-called “sex training” sessions. Rybka has said she’s from Belarus but entered Thailand on a Russian passport, a Thai immigration official told CNN.

Ummm…. surely CNN realizes how INSANE this is?

If she has that much power in Russia… why would she be begging the US to help get her out?

Anywayyyyy…. James Woods perfectly sums up what’s going on here:

If #CNN were a newspaper, it would be on a drugstore rack screaming headlines about Bigfoot. https://t.co/M5TMpMoy4U

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 1, 2018

EXACTLY.

They’ve gone full “bat-boy!”

Never go full bat-boy!

LOL. #CNN is desperate. The title would have seemed credible had it read, “A Werewolf Has Evidence that Trump Colluded with Russia.”

— The Future is Red (not blue) (@Quin4Trump) March 1, 2018

My husband's bottle of RUSSIAN VODKA is about to spill all the secrets too. Wait for them.

— Jenny (@jflonyc) March 1, 2018

YAAASS JENNY!!!

If CNN were a news organization, it would be run, led and staffed by butthurt tantrum babies who have decided to forego reporting and carry out a vendetta against the president who calls them on their idiocy…..oh, wait…..sorry…..

— Mike Bullard (@bullimusmaximus) March 1, 2018

Hahahaha ummmm….. sounds about right!

Funny how the National Enquirer has more standing and validity than the CNN RAG NEWS.

— Jay#WETHEPEOPLE (@jlspokesjr) March 1, 2018

And she knows where the Malaysian Airlines jet is, @CNN!

— Bonny Wright” src=”https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/2.4/svg/1f41d.svg”> (@miamivandynyu) March 1, 2018

She sure does. Ask her where Hoffa went, too. (She knows all.)