Do You Call People Rats, Pigs, or SNAKES? You’re SPECIESIST. Here’s An Educational Song About It.

Folks, this is a real thing.

This is real.

I’ve watched it twice because it’s hella catchy:

That guy in the back is TWEAKING.

Here are the lyrics, because I love you guys like that:

If you gain weight from too much chow
I will never call you a cow
I respect you and cows
Don’t use “cow” as an insult

If you eat every single fig
I will never call you a pig
I respect you and pigs
Don’t use “pig” as an insult

Respect every animal
Don’t be speciesist
Never use the name of an animal as an insult for anyone
Respect every animal
Don’t be speciesist
Never use the name of an animal as an insult for anyone

If you avoid thoughts that are deep
I will never call you a sheep
I respect you and sheep
Don’t use “sheep” as an insult

If you get scared and your pulse quickens
I will never call you a chicken
I respect you and chickens
Don’t use “chicken” as an insult

Respect every animal
Don’t be speciesist
Never use the name of an animal as an insult for anyone
Respect every animal
Don’t be speciesist
Never use the name of an animal as an insult for anyone

If you’re disloyal and we have a spat
I will never call you a rat
I respect you and rats
Don’t use “rat” as an insult

If you check out women while out for a jog
I will never call you a dog
I respect you and dogs
Don’t use “dog” as an insult

If you complain that we’re not rich
I will never call you a bitch
I respect you and female dogs
Don’t use “bitch” as an insult

If you tell a lie and make my trust break
I will never call you a snake
I respect you and snakes
Don’t use “snake” as an insult

Respect every animal
Don’t be speciesist
Never use the name of an animal as an insult for anyone
Respect every animal
Don’t be speciesist
Never use the name of an animal as an insult for anyone
Respect every animal
Don’t be speciesist
Never use the name of an animal as an insult for anyone
Respect every animal
Don’t be speciesist
Never use the name of an animal as an insult for anyone

You’re very, very welcome.

Anyway… they make a great point. I’ll stop calling Pelosi a snake (No I won’t.)

Now get back to work, you lazy sloths.