SCIENCE: Conservatives Are Hotter

Someone’s about to lose their sh*t over this post, but it’s FRIDAY and I’m feeling FEISTY so I DON’T CARE.

CONSERVATIVES ARE HOTTER THAN LIBERALS. IT’S SCIENCE.

I could have told you this, because LOOK AT MY SQUAD:

I’m not being a narcissist. I’m pointing out hot how hot my GIRLS are. Because duh. Look at those smokin’ hot chicks.

I call ’em my chick fajitas, because they’re SIZZLIN’

Just kidding. I don’t call them that.

Also Hannah is totally going to text me as soon as she sees this about how embarrassing this is.

OWN IT HANNAH. YOU MYSTERIOUS BOMBSHELL, YOU.

If you don’t know which one of us is which, you should.