Indonesian Troops Try To Impress Defense Sec. Mattis… And It’s AWESOMELY INSANE
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January 24, 2018Defense Secretary Jim Mattis stopped by Indonesia on his tour of Asia to help improve our military relationship with the country…
So as you’d expect (wait, would you expect this?) they put on quite a show for him…
Mattis is observing an Indonesian special forces exercise here in Jakarta. pic.twitter.com/66Q83T9oL9
— William Gallo (@GalloVOA) January 24, 2018
And then things take a turn for the BONKERS.
Things getting pretty exciting here pic.twitter.com/wN67Um3ZB0
— William Gallo (@GalloVOA) January 24, 2018
THIS IS SOME LAS VEGAS SH*T.
SPOILER ALERT: SNAKE TIME!
Update: snakes pic.twitter.com/LQoDTXaEOP
— William Gallo (@GalloVOA) January 24, 2018
They don’t just fight the snakes. Oh no. They BITE THEIR HEADS OFF AND DRINK THEIR BLOOD.
Special forces in Indonesia demonstrates to Mattis their ability to eat snakes. pic.twitter.com/I24p5adzsG
— Paul D. Shinkman (@PDShinkman) January 24, 2018
Of course!
AND NOW…. DOGS!
“And then you can see the dog bit the terrorist.” pic.twitter.com/k9QuFS4nv7
— William Gallo (@GalloVOA) January 24, 2018
THAT DOG HATES TERRORISTS. THIS IS FREAKING AWESOME.
My first attempt at describing all this to the Pentagon radio pool: pic.twitter.com/FfEX0JJLi3
— William Gallo (@GalloVOA) January 24, 2018
So what did Mattis think?
Mattis says he especially enjoyed the snakes. pic.twitter.com/cukM4D6cVA
— William Gallo (@GalloVOA) January 24, 2018
He liked the snakes. Duh.
I have no idea what I just watched… but we obviously need those crazy dudes on our team STAT.
JUMP THE FIRE! EAT THE SNAKE! KILL ISIS! GO! GO! GO!
