Attention All Bernie Fans – Here’s What Your Socialist-Utopian “American Dream” Looks Like Right Now

If you have ever salivated over Bernie Sanders, then you probably know all about how he has put Venezuela on a big ol’ pedestal, making them the poster-country for how he wants the United States to be run.  In fact, he wrote about it here, and wouldn’t you know it – it hasn’t been scrubbed by a gaggle of libs yet.

Go figure.

Here’s a direct quote from his “Bernie Sanders U.S. Senator for Vermont” website:

These days, the American dream is more apt to be realized in South America, in places such as Ecuador, Venezuela and Argentina, where incomes are actually more equal today than they are in the land of Horatio Alger. Who’s the banana republic now?

The American Dream is more apt to be realized in Venezuela, y’all.  That’s what Bernie put on his “I’m running for Senator” website.

Ain’t it just RICH?

Let’s look at Venezuela today, shall we? This article gives us some “recent headlines,” which aren’t only frightening, but a realistic look into what SOCIALISM looks like:

On Margarita Island dozens of people waded into the ocean and forced their way aboard a fishing boat, making off with its catch of sardines

In the city of Maracay, just west of Caracas, thieves broke into a veterinary school, stole two pregnant thoroughbred horses and slaughtered them for meat.

A recent video from the western state of Mérida shows a group of people cornering a cow before stoning it to death as bystanders yell: “The people are hungry!” 

The people in Venezuela are starving.  And they’ve become so incredibly desperate for food and everyday essentials, they’re now looting, rioting, and attacking local businesses, animals, and each other.  They’re eating their pets, for crying out loud.  They’re doing whatever it takes to freaking SURVIVE.

That’s socialism, y’all.  And that’s what Bernie Sanders wants for America.  That’s what HE believes is the American dream.  He wants government to be in control of a once free people and then he wants to see those people starve, and he wants to see those people fall into a “loot or die of hunger” situation:

…as they grow thinner some Venezuelans insist they have a right to take matters into their own hands. That was the case in the western city of Maracaibo, where residents recently swarmed into the streets, stopped two trucks filled with flour and candy, and emptied them.

“We either loot or we die of hunger,” one of the looters, Maryoli Corniele, told Diario la Verdad, the local newspaper.

This is what Bernie wants. Because at the end of the day, Bernie will still be one of the ones who WON’T be looting or starving.

And this is why I can’t take all those hippie-dippie Bernouts seriously.  They think Grandpa Bernie loooooves them.  That he wants what’s best for them.  That Grandpa Bernie is for the working class guy or gal. Meanwhile, the first job Bernie ever had was when he was about 40 years old, and it was in government.  And he’s sucked at the taxpayer teat ever since.  And now he is a millionaire because of those taxpayers – one with three homes.  Socialists have three homes, right?  Or aren’t they supposed to give back to the common good…or something?

Make no mistake – he loves that power, hippies.

I just can’t take the Bernouts seriously.  One, most of them are a bunch of millennials living in their parents’ basements (or celebridiots) who have never paid real bills or lived in the Actual Real World, therefore have never to worry about whether or not the power bill gets paid or if groceries get put in the fridge. Two, a lot of his supporters don’t know history.  Hell, Bernie doesn’t know history.  So none of them can seem to wrap their brains around the fact that socialism Does. Not. Work.

Just see Venezuela, Bernouts.

Or better yet, GO THERE.  Flee this glorious, capitalist-paradise motherland of mine that you despise so much and go live in Bernie’s socialist utopia that is Venezuela.  In fact, I’ll be absolutely delighted to help Bernbots crowd-fund for a one-way ticket.  Email me.  I’m philanthropic like that.  I bet we can get some folks to Venezuela as quick as you can say “Oh yeah, and Bernie Sanders is a vile, commie perv who writes about women getting gang-raped.”

By all means, go LIVE in the socialist Bernie utopia that is Venezuela, make it your home.  Put your iPhone down, shun your daily Starbucks, and start hunting zoo animals and looting daily for your food.  I heard the weather is nice there.  And listen – it’s not America. Your Bernie would be so proud.

Run along now, because I’m bringing up ALL this stuff again as much as humanly possible when he runs in 2020.