Chelsea Handler is super excited, because her psychiatrist– the same one who has helped her see the world in a “completely different way”– has a book out!
First of all, she’s been seeing a psychiatrist? This is what Chelsea Handler looks like WITH HELP???
Thi is what happens when I leave the country and my friend forces me to let loose and forget about trump. #edibles pic.twitter.com/DuN4TUclUV
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 21, 2017
Was that after meeting with her super great psychiatrist?
I need to know. Are these tweets before or after her psychiatrist helped her see the world in a “completely different way”?
That must be why it’s easier to buy a gun in some of these states than it is to vote. But, you love guns and don’t want any black people to vote, so that’s a double win for you. Put that on your vision board. https://t.co/l5hs2EBCQ8
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 4, 2018
Disregarding basic security protocols? Like the ones you disregard every single day? When is that annual physical, shit for brains? It’s like your brain is eroding day by day. Keep it up. https://t.co/jUr18VxgqI
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 2, 2018
No, you fucking idiot, I’m actually going to a house that I overpaid to rent for my friends and family. Because, I gave away so much money to people in need this year, I decided to treat myself to a vacation.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 1, 2018
Anyone who still doesn’t believe that @realDonaldTrump is working for the Russians should go get their IQ tested at their local zoo.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 28, 2017
Uhhhh. Kim Jung’s letter to @realDonaldTrump is a little bit more sane than @realDonaldTrump. Maybe we trade?
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 22, 2017
I’d like to play scrabble w/ trump without the right to use adjectives, and see who wins.Then, id like to shove all the letters up his ass.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 16, 2017
Hey dumbass, global warming doesn’t only mean extreme heat; it means extreme weather. Hot and cold. Maybe buy a thermometer and shove it up your ass. https://t.co/wdO0t0nPiY
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 29, 2017
Tax reform will result in sweeping success in 2018 for minorities everywhere. We will finally elect people 2 public office who know a thing or two about compassion and empathy. Don’t give up the fight. The world is getting browner and gayer, and it’s going to be beautiful.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 19, 2017
Watching @realDonaldTrump speak is like watching a remedial penguin try to make a speech. You are so unfit and Ill-informed about the military, about “criminals,” and about law enforcement. I can’t wait for your friends in law enforcement to drag you out of the WH in handcuffs.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 15, 2017
Just evacuated my house. It’s like Donald Trump is setting the world on fire. Literally and figuratively. Stay safe everyone. Dark times.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 6, 2017
That’s what sanity looks like? Does Chelsea really think her endorsement is valuable here?
My psychiatrist who has helped me see the world ina completely different way, @DrDanSiegel, has a new book w/ @TinaBryson. THE YES BRAIN is out today, January 9th! From the authors of #WholeBrainChild and #NoDramaDiscipline. https://t.co/mUr5KvROwQ #YesBrain.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 9, 2018
Either she doesn’t listen, or she needs to ask for her money back. She is the LAST person who should be plugging a book on gaining back sanity and controlling your brain.
You just destroyed his business with your endorsement… 😂
— Chris Kerstner (@Kerstner) January 9, 2018
Clearly your psychiatrist is doing a bang up job because you’re totally insane. I’ll pass on the book, lol. 😂
— Mike Mason (@MikeMason830) January 9, 2018
I’d ask for a refund. You are still #unhinged. LOL. This is what you call “reverse advertisement” – apparently @DrDanSiegel‘s methods don’t work. hahahah. #classic
— Buster Hoo (@busterhoo) January 9, 2018
If you’re the result of his methods, I think I’ll pass. Eeeeeeek.
— Kristina (@KristinaMae82) January 9, 2018
Did you get his permission to out him as your Psych? I’m not sure I’d want anyone to know that I had any part in that mess.
— WhichWitch (@JeffersonTeaPar) January 9, 2018
Thank you for the information, i will never hire him.
— Sebgorky (@sebgorky) January 9, 2018
People gonna buy a book you recommend when this is literally you. Lol pic.twitter.com/k0JLak3RJG
— Draftmyfantasyteam (@BigA_524) January 9, 2018
Glad your shrink could help you view the world in an “completely different way” now if he could only dragged you back to some semblance of reality that would be great – and then I would buy and promote his book
— Patrick Arnold (@PatrickArnold77) January 9, 2018
She totally screwed her psychiatrist over and probably doesn’t even realize it. That’s how much self-awareness she lacks.
h/t Twitchy