Mad Maxine Wrote Mueller A Poem. No, I’m Not Kidding.
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January 5, 2018Mad Maxine was feeling inspired by Maya Angelou…
The famous poet Maya Angelou said “when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” America, what more do you need to know about 45? Now nuclear war threats?!Impeachment is the only answer.
— Maxine Waters (@RepMaxineWaters) January 3, 2018
I’m sorry… but what in the fresh hell is this woman smoking? What kind of tweet is that? What was the thought process on this one?
“Hmmmm…. it might sound REEEAAALLY classy if I quote Maya Angelou before I launch into my usual IMPEEAACHHH FOUWWWTYFAAAAVE debauchery. Yes, yes that will be lovely.”
Seeing as she was in the literary mood, the moonbat decided to try out some of her OWN poetry.
You think I’m kidding? …I’m not
A message to Mueller: Stay strong and stand tall. Continue to investigate them all. You are indeed answering the people’s call. The Kremlin Klan is going to fall. Around you the Democrats are building a wall. We look forward to the day, to prison they will all be hauled.
— Maxine Waters (@RepMaxineWaters) January 3, 2018
“A message to Mueller: Stay strong and stand tall.
Continue to investigate them all.
You are indeed answering the people’s call.
The Kremlin Klan is going to fall.
Around you the Democrats are building a wall.
We look forward to the day, to prison they will all be hauled.”
OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.
Is this real life?!?!?!
Holy…Mother… of BATSH*T.
I’m laughing so hard I’m snorting. Seriously I can’t breathe. IS SHE TROLLING US?!?!?!!?!
(PS that was a terrible poem.)
WELL It’s A POETRY SLAM NOW, PUNK!
When the paddy wagon pulls up to the Long Island mall…
Looking for #CrookedHillary, to shackle and maul…
She had seizure from stressing about her downfall…
Don’t worry, Maxine… there’s room for you all!#OmarNavarro #PovertyPimp pic.twitter.com/sjc4JqK0Tz
— Lush Rimbaugh (@smcosta1969) January 3, 2018
Bravo, BRAVO!
LET ME TRY!!!
There once was a broad so insane,
We knew she had fluff for a brain,
she’d scream, and she’d spew,
and she’d cry – BOO HOO HOO
as she ran her impeachment campaign.
WAIT WAIT – Let me do one more!!
Maxine lives in a Mansion
her base lives on skid row
explain to me her salary
to make this quandary so
she’s stealing from the people
a truth that makes me sick
yet yelling ’bout injustice
is the thing that makes her tick.
TAAAAA DAAAAAAAA.
Thank GOD for that English degree. Finally paying off.
