HAHA! Kim Kardashian Breaks Her New Year’s Resolution Less Than A SECOND In To 2018

As you know, we’re not fans of the Kardashians…

…in fact, we’re pretty convinced they’re everything wrong with modern American culture… which is why we do end up talking about them pretty often. They are SYMBOLS OF AMERICA’S CULTURAL ROT… and that’s worth talking about.

Anyway… when Kim Kardashian told the world what her 2018 Resolution was, I was stunned at how self-aware it was (Self-Awareness doesn’t come easily to talking mounds of silicone, so credit where credit is due.)

She vowed to “‘be more in the moment’ in 2018 and stop using her phone so much.”

WOW! I mean… if a Kardashian doesn’t video it and upload it to social media, did it really happen?

Honestly, that is a valid resolution for EVERYONE right about now. In this age of social media and internet connectedness, we ALL need to focus on living our lives in the moment.

So is Kim Kardashian possibly setting a good example for once?

Well… her resolution lasted approximately 0.0 seconds…. so, no.

She uploaded this:

Because OBVIOUSLY it was important that everyone watch her count down the New Year and kiss her husband.

Funny – because even he seems to feel AWK about kissing her on camera for millions to see – she says “DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING” when he hesitates to give her a New Year’s smooch.

What was that about being in the moment, Kim?