17 Trends That Must Stay In 2017
VP Pence Throws MAJOR SHADE At Obama Admin With AWESOME Tweet
January 1, 2018HAHA! Kim Kardashian Breaks Her New Year’s Resolution Less Than A SECOND In To 2018
January 1, 2018The new year is heeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeee! Little secret for ya– New Year’s Eve and New Year’s are my least favorite holidays. I’ve never liked them. It marks the end of my favorite season. Fall is gone. The Christmas part of winter is over. Football is almost over. I have to wait 9 more months to start my favorite part of the year again.
I know. I’m a total Debbie Downer.
I’m trying to stay positive, though. I know there are great things on the horizon this year. I just get a little bit woozy thinking about EVERYTHING I have to do in 2018.
One day at a time. I know.
2017 wasn’t a bad year for me. There were WAY more high points than low points. All us Chicks managed to get together in the same city THREE TIMES this year. It was awesome, and I’m looking forward to see what this year has in store.
All that being said. I have some petty wishes for 2018. There are trends out there that I LOATHE, and I’m hoping we leave them in 2017. Of course, they’ll probably be replaced by even dumber trends, but we have to try.
Behold. Trends that we should leave in 2017:
- Unicorn themed things. I got unicorn makeup brushes in my Ipsy bag a few months ago. It was ridic. Also, unicorn bagels are obscene.
2. Shoes with weird, unnecessary colorful balls on them.
3. Sheer clothes (this should be self-explanatory).
4. Wavy brows.
5. Dabbing. More specifically, Hillary dabbing.
.@official_tWitch taught @HillaryClinton how to dab. I think she’s finally ready for office.https://t.co/TeoLRpeqNl
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) January 11, 2016
6. Fake glasses.
I did this is middle school and still want to slap myself. If you don’t need them, DON’T WEAR THEM.
7. The empty quest for Russian collusion.
8. Ruining avocados. I love avocados. Guac is life. But for the love of all that is good and holy, STOP EATING THEM IN ICE CREAM FORM.
9. Saying “I’m so woke.”
10. Saying “I’m so shook.”
11. Pink p*ssy hats.
12. Overdrawing your lips to achieve the “Kylie” look.
13. Alec Bladwin’s Trump impression.
14. Crop tops.
15. Man buns (unless you’re an exotic guy who can rock it. It happens in rare cases).
16. The dog Snapchat filter. It’s overused. Just STAAAAHHHP.
17. RompHims.
I’m sure there are more, but this is the start of my list. Feel free to add. GOOOO!
