‘My N***as Turn Grams To Grands’ : Let’s Talk About Conyer’s Appointed Successor, Shall We?

So John Conyers conveniently decided to “retire” when it became undeniable that he’s a pervert that used tax dollars as hush money everyone started turning their backs on him. Great.

Because we apparently live in some kind of monarchy now, Conyers appointed his son to be his successor. It’s like a Lion King situation, only Mufasa doesn’t die, he’s just a creepy old pervert who used everyone’s hard-earned gazelle meat as hush money.

The kicker: his son is a failed rapper. This is gonna be good. (Or absolutely terrible, if you care about the state of our national politics. But whatever, right?)

‘My n***as turn grams to grands’ = grams of drugs, folks.

John Conyers III is super proud of being friends with drug dealers.

STUPENDOUS!

According to Daily Caller:

The son’s brief rap career included lyrical gems such as “My n***as turn grams into grands” and “Ay f**k making a living bro, I’m trying to make history/So picture me letting the news nit-pick at me.”

The aspiring artist also rapped about some of the challenges he’s had to live through, such as when his mother, former Detroit councilwoman Monica Conyers, was sentenced to three years in jail for taking bribes, or when Conyers Jr. had to repay the U.S. Treasury for Conyers III’s misuse of a taxpayer-funded Cadillac Escalade.

Most of Conyers III’s brief rap career appears to have taken place between 2012 and 2013.

Conyers III raised eyebrows in 2010 when he described his father, who is now accused of being a sexual predator, as a “f***ing player” on Twitter.

“My dad is a f***ing player and reckless as hell! He just got at this doods wife super low-key,” the congressman’s son tweeted.

Conyers will probably be replaced by this clown, or by his great-nephew, state Sen. Ian Conyers.

All in the family. Obviously Conyers has done AWESOME things for Detroit! Look at all the PROGRESS it has made in the past 55 years!

Why fix it if it ain’t broke, right?