Wanna make sure your kid turns into an entitled little sh*t?
I’ve got just the Christmas present!

Free shipping! What a deal!
Anywhoo… the reviews are in. Hold on to your hats, because these will have you ROLLING.
Barbara Millicent Roberts is Barbie’s full name, FYI.

Good for knuckles! And sorry about your scoliosis! That’s a real bummer!

Ca-ching!

Embarrassing, indeed. Good to know. Thanks for sparing me the HORROR.

What a ripoff.

FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN MAKE MONEY DOING NOTHING! GO TO THIS INCREDIBLE ONCE IN A LIFETIME SEMINAR!

A regular Tony Montana.

Glad they’re getting good use out of it…

I’m dying laughing. I’m dead.
Like a freaking PLEB?!
You know what makes this even better? Watching the Amish people who are selling it try to deal with the questions they’re getting… I don’t think they realize people are messing with them

Bless their Amish hearts. For real.
…Obviously I want one for my cats. Only the best for Miss Clementine and Napoleon.