I realize this has absolutely nothing to do with politics whatsoever, but I need a break from the sexual harassment related news, and I figured you did too. Nothing’s quite as distracting as looking at the latest horrific fashion trends.
First up, Kanye’s new, unreleased Yeezys. Of course, Kim K is already wearing them.
@KimKardashian wearing a pair of unreleased YEEZY 🐭in San Francisco.. #MafiaSZN
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As you can see, they are bulky and hideous.
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Still no word on how much the Mud Rat 500’s will go for, but if it’s over $3, you’re overpaying.
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These things are assaulting my eyes. Can I file a claim?
Also, these are A Thing Kanye designed. Redneck thigh highs. Only $1,050. What are you waiting for?
This guy knows about fashion? Seriously?
I also feel the need to inform you that Moschino will be selling a dry cleaning bag dress. Prices vary. I’ve seen it priced for as low as $735 and as high as $895.
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I know we all have different styles, but I think we can all agree this is horrific.
The dresses, which made their debut as part of creative director Jeremy Scott‘s trash-themed F/W ’17 collection for the Italian fashion house, are made out of transparent polyester that pays homage to dry cleaning garment bags with screen printing that reads “Free pickup and delivery” and a white panel on top that says “We [heart] our customers.”
I just want to meet someone who would actually buy that and have them undergo psychoanalysis therapy.
But there you have it. The latest in bad fashion. You’re welcome.