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October 26, 2017Amazon has released a new service… Amazon Key. Basically it lets people in to your house.
So, Before we get started here, watch Amazon’s take on it:
Ok… so that could be handy, right? I guess? If you’re cool with strangers in your house…. I’m also not a fan of Amazon having this much access to your life. I mean…. wow. That’s a lot of access.
PS That chick really needs to get her life together.
Anyway, according to this:
Amazon has announced a smart lock system that will allow packages to be delivered directly into their customers’ homes, and Twitter users are going wild imagining all of the things that could possibly go wrong.
The Amazon Key service works in conjunction with its Cloud Cam and smart lock to allow ‘thoroughly vetted’ delivery drivers inside shoppers’ homes if they aren’t there to receive their packages. Amazon Prime members can also create temporary passcodes for friends and other services professionals to enter as well.
Although the company insists that it’s drivers have ‘comprehensive background checks and motor vehicle records reviews,’ some Twitter users believe the new system is a recipe for disaster.
So… Twitter’s reaction?
“Amazon Key – – For When Craigslist Can’t Get You Murdered Fast Enough!”
— Regi Brittain (@RegiBrittain) October 25, 2017
Amazon Key allows you to get robbed or murdered in two business days or less. pic.twitter.com/vSY1dhFBZj
— DESUS & MERO (@desusandmero) October 26, 2017
yea that amazon key is a no go….
— princessJo. (@hottiejonise12) October 26, 2017
“You can have a new TV in two days or no TV in 3 minutes” #TheDailyShow #AmazonKey #Amazon pic.twitter.com/yWcir9CWHf
— E (@YO_EON) October 26, 2017
Thanks for the Massive Feral Cat Epidemic of 2018+, #JeffBezos. #AmazonKey
— james d. pitley (@jamesdpitley) October 26, 2017
Amazon key – shifting my anxiety over stolen packages on my doorstep to strangers hiding in my closet. Great plan 👏🏻👏🏻
— Kelsey (@PoliticKels) October 25, 2017
Was Amazon Key inspired by European immigration policy? Want to foolishly open your door to total strangers? Hey Alexa – go full Merkel!
— Stefan Molyneux (@StefanMolyneux) October 25, 2017
The new season of Dateline is brought to you by Amazon Key – bringing stalkers and victims together in a hip new way.
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) October 25, 2017
Like I need the extra added pressure of cleaning before the AmazonKey guy shows up.
— Verifried Drunk™®© (@VerifiedDrunk) October 26, 2017
Amazon Key is a new service that allows strangers to enter your home, steal your Xbox and let your cat out. Free with Amazone Prime!
— Luisa Haynes (@wokeluisa) October 25, 2017
I can’t wait until there are court cases about what is admissible in court when Amazon Key delivery guys witness murders and shit going down
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) October 25, 2017
Dear @amazon Wouldn’t it make more sense to have a special box outside that only you & the owners can open? Amazon Key? haha #NotInMyHouse
— Tobosbunny #M4A (@tobosbunny) October 25, 2017
And it’s not just the homeowners that are at risk…
Hello Amazon Key, come on in pic.twitter.com/tPqvrCZMyu
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 25, 2017
And to those who think everyone’s blowing this out of proportion…
“The biggest risk is the hackers”: Cybersecurity expert weighs in on Amazon Key – CBS… https://t.co/pU34AVIZC8 #cybersecurity #creoseclabs pic.twitter.com/RthpU2gv6D
— Cyber Security Pros (@creoseclabs) October 26, 2017
It’s not just the delivery men you’ve gotta worry about.
And my VERY favorite tweet about this whole debacle…
Amazon Key … the long awaited answer to “Who Let the Dogs Out” #Amazon pic.twitter.com/EhbNY1zlUF
— ProfoundBull$hit (@profounddaily) October 25, 2017
