Celebs Are Going Braless – So Tons Of Women Are Getting Plastic Surgery On Their NIPS

I don’t even know where to start with this one.

I just rolled my eyes so hard I can barely see… so I’m incapacitated as I type.

So the short of it: Celebrities aren’t wearing bras anymore. The “check out my headlights” look is totally in – and it’s driving women to yet ANOTHER ridiculous insecurity: their nips.

So they’re getting them tweaked now. Surgically.

According to this:

A surgery group has reported a huge spike in requests for nipple correction surgery – and celebrities going commando could be to blame.

 

The Private Clinic of Harley Street claim that demand for nipple corrective surgery across the group’s nationwide practices more than doubled during the month of June.

 

What’s more, requests have continued to rise since, with more patients booking in for the procedures than ever before, according to the clinic.

 

And though the current fashion trend – led by celebrities wearing sheer lingerie or no underwear at all – is believed to be partly responsible for this spike, experts say it’s also down to women speaking more openly about concerns about their breasts.

In a nutshell: today’s pseudo-feminism is making people insecure about their mammary gland knobs.  FANTASTIC. This is what the suffragettes had in mind.

Are your tots not cute-n’-sexy enough to display in a mesh top at the “slut walk?” Then you’re not feministing right.

So um…. what are these chicks doing to themselves?

Adrian Richards, medical director and consultant plastic surgeon at The Private Clinic, told FEMAIL: ‘Of course, trends in pop culture do affect behaviour and so we cannot rule out the influence that fashion trends and celebrities have on consumers.

 

Nipple correction procedures differ slightly depending on the patient’s own case; the most common procedures are those which involve the correction of nipple inversion or asymmetry.

 

And according to Adrian Richards, who is one of the UK’s leading authorities on breast augmentation and nipple correction, inverted nipples are far more common than most people realize.

 

‘One in ten women actually have inverted nipples so it’s not too surprising that the majority of patients I see are looking to address this particular concern,’ he said.

 

‘While the condition can affect both men and women, it’s fair to say that demand for treatment amongst women is higher.’

Listen… you can do whatever you want to your body… and if nipple inversion affects your ability to breastfeed, or just BOTHERS you… I stand by your decision to do something about it. It’s your choice.

What DOES bother me is that women are fixing their nipples because they feel a need to expose them in see-through lingerie. You know, like their favorite “feminist” celebrities. PS DO NOT OBJECTIFY THESE WOMEN OMG OMG.

What happened to loving yourself, and not caring about what others think?

Feminism USED to mean valuing yourself as a human being – being worthy of respect and equal treatment – knowing you, as a woman, were capable of achieving your dreams.

Now I guess it’s about proudly showing off your tots in lingerie (SO STRONG! SO FEARLESS!)…unless they’re asymmetrical and GRODY – in which case you should immediately have plastic surgery.

THAT’S WHAT I CALL EMPOWERMENT, LADIEZZZZZ!

PS please for the love of FEMINIST OVERLORD HILLARY do not stare at these women’s exposed, surgically altered nipples. THAT’S SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND RAPE CULTURE.