This Woman’s “Beauty Secret” Is Rubbing Body Fluids All Over Her Face

I’m 26, so I don’t worry too much about my skin just yet. I moisturize at night, and use suncreen when I remember to. It may be a different story in 30 years… but someone please talk me down if I ever start considering sh*t like this.

According to Daily Mail (ps. I’m NOT the one calling her “glamorous” This is a direct quote. I’d use other words.)

A glamorous OAP claims rubbing urine in her face is one of the secrets to her youthful looks and is now on the look for love after her previous partner couldn’t ‘get it up’.

 

Stella Ralfini, 70, from Finsbury Park, London, says people never believe her age and reveals she developed the unusual technique when she was in her 30s while studying medicine in India.

 

After developing a ‘strange’ rash during her trip, Stella was advised to dab her skin with her own urine and says that within a week the blemish had disappeared. In fact, she has never had a spot since.

 

Despite lavishing care on her skin throughout her life, Stella was diagnosed with skin cancer in April and turned to her urine method again.

 

The life coach underwent an operation in May and was thankfully given the all clear earlier this month but believes her healthy lifestyle and skin care helped her make a full recovery.

Um….maybe because the spot would have gone away on its own in a week?

She sounds like a looovely woman…..  Only a woman of pure class talks about her ex’s erectile disfunction this publicly. I’m sure he’s thrilled.

The pensioner has revealed she doesn’t want to waste her second chance at life and has been inspired to finally find her ‘soul mate’.

 

Stella said: ‘The latest date I had was a disaster. He seemed so lovely at the beginning. He looked like Rod Stewart.

 

‘He had erectile dysfunction so we never became lovers. I have been on a few other dates but I’m still looking.

Surely she won’t be waiting long. Who wouldn’t want to date this charming blossom?

PS….she’d gonna need something from the next guy….

Stella, who has previously used sperm in her facials, said: ‘Urine is actually one of the best cures. People think of urine as something that is dirty but it is not. It is your own DNA and that is what makes it so powerful.

 

‘When it comes out of you it is fresh and it doesn’t smell. You can use it to treat eczema, psoriasis, rashes, outbreaks, anything to do with skin. It will cure most issues.

 

‘I have been telling clients to use it for many years. I have definitely tried it myself. I had this really strange rash that came out when I was in India.

 

‘I was talking to a doctor and he said this is what you could try. It took a week to see the results and I have never had a spot since then but I do take really good care of my skin as well.

 

‘You would go to the loo and catch the flow of the urine in a plastic cup. You don’t need much and you would then dab the area with a cotton wool to cleanse the skin.’

 

The sex therapist claims that if you use urine therapy three times a week, you can see the results within a week but it depends on what you are using it for.

So sperm and pee, huh? How does she know which one is better? Does she mix the two?

I’ve got to admit… she looks fab. But I refuse to believe it’s because she rubs body fluids all over her face.

…and even if it IS. I’m not doing it.