Man Arrested For Stealing Over 1.2 Million Worth Of Delicious Fajitas

A man in Texas has been arrested for stealing over 1.2 MILLION DOLLARS OF DELICIOUS SIZZLING MEAT from the Juvenile Justice Department.

No folks, he didn’t eat all of it…though I wouldn’t blame him if he did. Fajitas are the BOMB.

According to this:

Texas authorities say that a man who was caught stealing more than a million dollars worth of fajitas over nine years may be looking at serious jail time.

 

The Cameron County District Attorney’s Office said that Gilberto Escamilla, an employee with the Juvenile Justice Department, was charged with a first-degree theft, a felony, and is the subject of an ongoing investigation.

 

‘If it wasn’t so serious, you’d think it was a Saturday Night Live skit. But this is the real thing,’ District Attorney Luis V. Saenz told The Brownsville Herald.

Prosecutors say that on August 7, Escamilla took the day off to go to a medical appointment.

 

During his absence, a driver from Labatt Food Service – the Juvenile Justice Department’s meat vendor – called to verify an order they were preparing to deliver: 800 pounds of fajitas.

And THEN this turns into a scene straight out of a Will Ferrell comedy:

An employee at the department first dismissed the order as a mistake, given the fact that the facility does not serve fajitas.

 

It was then that the driver informed the woman on the phone that his company has been filling the fajita order to the facility for nearly a decade.

 

‘The receiver of the call rushes off to the supervisor and conveys to her the discussion that had been had, and that breaks the case,’ Saenz said.

 

‘When Mr. Escamilla reports to work the next day, he is confronted with the discussion and he admits he had been stealing fajitas for nine years.’

NINE YEARS OF FAJITA THEFT, FOLKS…. and no one noticed. Makes you wonder about the Juvenile Justice Department, doesn’t it…

Escamilla was immediately fired from his position and placed under arrest on August 9.

 

When police searched his home, they discovered his refrigerator packed with fajitas.

 

Law enforcement officials said that after looking through inventory records and conducting an audit at Labatt Food Service, they concluded that Escamilla had stolen $1,251,578 worth of food.

 

‘He would literally, on the day he ordered them, deliver them to customers he had already lined up,’ Saenz said.

 

‘We’ve been able to uncover two of his purchasers, and they are cooperating with the investigation.’

 

Saenz said that the investigation revealed a ‘total failure’ in the department’s practices, while a full review has been ordered so new measures aimed at instituting new ‘procedures, controls and safeguards’ into the system can be implemented.

You can’t make this crap up.

CRIME DOESN’T PAY, FOLKS. EVENTUALLY YOU’LL GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE FAJITA JAR.