Blac Chyna’s Mother Is A Perfect Match For OJ Simpson…

So, the other day, Hannah wrote about OJ Simpson getting out of prison and looking for love at the Bunny Ranch.  Which made me want to vomit.

After I dry-heaved a little, I read this part of the post that said this:

Can you imagine? O.J. finding himself back in the slammer for violating the terms of his parole because he couldn’t control himself and just HAD to visit the Bunny Ranch?

But listen– even if this doesn’t work out, he has other options. There’s always Blac Chyna’s mom.

I was in our Chicks office, and so I turned to Mock and was like, “who the heck is Blac Chyna’s Mom?”

So I Googled it, of course.  Her name is Tokyo Toni (of course it is), and she’s (unfortunately) all over the Internet.

The first thing that popped up was this gem of a video.  It seems to be something about her being mad at Caitlyn Jenner, and it’s packed FULL of expletives, y’all.  So, before you watch it, I am warning you, it is HORRIFIC IN EVERY WAY.  It has HORRIBLE HORRIBLE AWFUL AWFUL HORRIBLE LANGUAGE AND YOU NEED TO GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF THE ROOM AND NOT BE AT WORK OR AT THE VERY LEAST GET TO A SECLUDED PLACE TO WATCH THIS OMG.

And she’s full-on batcrap in it.  So beware.  It’s not pretty.  It’s just pure insanity.

(There.  You’ve been warned.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOTMUurwVeE

Anywho, in an Instagram post since deleted, Tokyo Toni offered to help OJ out upon his release.  She said:

“O.J., Juice … Come visit me. I’m single. Those hands turn me up and on! The way they fit in that glove nice and tight ….”

Excuse me while I dry heave.

Standards.  This chick has none.  And apparently, the apple doesn’t fall from the tree in her family, because Kardashians.

Moving on.

Now, I suppose this is the part where I’m supposed to give y’all some biographical information about Tokyo Toni and what significant contribution she’s making to the world besides her proposition of potential courtship to a dude who brutally murdered his wife  (and got away with it).

America, y’all.

I can’t say it much better than this site did, really:

(It’s) disturbing. And not even because those are the gloves he wore to behead his battered ex-wife. O.J.’s the father of her daughter’s soon to be ex-sister in law. Keep the clap to yourself, lady.

Yep.

You’re welcome, everyone.  I simply can’t know about this crap by myself.