Odell Beckham Fined By The NFL For Peeing Like A Dog

The NFL’s sure got bunch of classy young men on their roster….

…including this fine specimen:

Odell Beckham Jr fined $12,154 for this urinating dog TD celebration.

He’s been fined $221,546 total since entering the league in 2014! pic.twitter.com/YqDXTDewAX

— PirateLife Football (@PirateLifeFF) September 29, 2017

The only reason this name is familiar to me is because this is the guy Lena Dunham bitched about not wanting to “f*** her.” Then Slate wondered if he was gay for not wanting to touch that hosebeast.

BARF BARF BARF.

Nah, Slate! He’s just a dog!

Anyway, according to this:

New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr has been fined $12,154 by the NFL for his dog-like touchdown celebration last Sunday.

 

‘I was in the end zone. I scored a touchdown,’ Beckham told the New York Daily News. ‘I’m a dog, so I acted like a dog.’

He was penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct for the celebration, and met a few days later with co-owner John Mara, who was unhappy with Beckham’s behavior.

 

Beckham earlier this week hinted that his colorful touchdown celebration was a jibe at President Donald Trump after he called any player who failed to stand for the national anthem a ‘son of a b***h’.

 

On Tuesday, Beckham responded to a tweet by CNN’s AJ Willingham, suggesting that his ‘”I’m a dog” display/comment was in reference to (Trump’s) “son of a b***h”‘ (i.e. dog) line?’

 

‘If u seen that, I have to tip my hat to u for thinkin outside the box,’ Beckham wrote back. ‘#URRIGHTONPOINT impressed.’

‘I didn’t know if the rule book said you can’t hike your leg,’ he told the Daily News.

 

‘(The official) said I peed on somebody. So I was trying to find the imaginary ghost that I peed on, but I didn’t see him.

Wow. What a respectful and POWERFUL demonstration.

The voice of a generation, guys!