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July 6, 2017Later this month, Butt Warming Pad Princess Tomi Lahren will debate Supreme Moron Chelsea Handler at Politicon.
It’s the debate we never wanted to happen. And look– I’m all for someone debating Chelsea Handler. Someone, as in ANYONE BUT TOMI LAHREN. We have so many intelligent conservative women out there. Out of all of them, why Tomi? She’s not exactly the individual I want representing my side. What is she going to do? Cave in and basically call us all hypocrites again? How is she going to be able to handle this without a script or teleprompter in front of her? I’m actually afraid she’s going to make our side look stupid. Why couldn’t we have someone like, say, Michelle Malkin debate Chelsea? She’d eat her alive. For breakfast and brunch.
Tomi doesn’t have the chops. That’s all I’m saying. I could say more, but I’ll stop.
I’m glad to see I’m not the only one completely dreading this debate (which I completely intend to watch, because I can’t resist a good train wreck). Twitter is actually trying to come up with some questions for the debate, and the suggestions are cracking me up.
#TomiChelseaDebateQuestions might be the best trend of the day.
If a train leaves the station at 10:30 am going 100mph, when will you both just go away? #tomichelseadebatequestions
— AngieSenseiofSarcasm (@Artist_Angie) July 6, 2017
“Current Events: Where is Poland? Hint: It’s not a strip club”#TomiChelseaDebateQuestions
— Hammy ✈ (@e2pilot) July 6, 2017
What color is the wind?
— G (@TCC_Grouchy) July 6, 2017
What color is an orange?
#TomiChelseaDebateQuestions— FreeGluedThumbs (@GluedThumbs) July 6, 2017
Shampoo or conditioner first? And more importantly, why?
— G (@TCC_Grouchy) July 6, 2017
“Can you tie your own shoes?”#TomiChelseaDebateQuestions
— Hammy ✈ (@e2pilot) July 6, 2017
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow…no, wait, what is your favorite color?#TomiChelseaDebateQuestions
— Mo Diddley (@molratty) July 6, 2017
What is the ideal temperature of a heated butt pad? #TomiChelseaDebateQuestions
— Liberty First (@mag062367) July 6, 2017
The bald eagle is the national bird of the us… what type of animal is it
— JR Byrd (@jrb802) July 6, 2017
#TomiChelseaDebateQuestions Does the Electoral College offer summer courses?
— Cranky Gordon (@CrankyGordon) July 6, 2017
How do you spell C-A-T? #tomichelseadebatequestions
— The🐰Foo (@PolitiBunny) July 6, 2017
Which hair dye brand do you prefer?
— George Wept (@GeorgeWept) July 6, 2017
Is my car’s blinker working?
Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No#TomiChelseaDebateQuestions
— High Capacity Musket (@Patriot_Musket) July 6, 2017
How Many is 1?#tomichelseadebatequestions
— Hammy ✈ (@e2pilot) July 6, 2017
Mani or pedi? #TomiChelseaDebateQuestions
— Robin Oyl (@schmiedsrr) July 6, 2017
Which one of you is the most pro-choice?#TomiChelseaDebateQuestions
— High Capacity Musket (@Patriot_Musket) July 6, 2017
Any good ones to add?
h/t Twitchy
