President Trump Tweets Out A Happy Birthday Message To Melania, Liberals Pounce

Today is Melania Trump’s birthday– her first birthday as FLOTUS. President Trump tweeted out a cute little infographic giving her a shout out. It’s nothing unusual– sweet and to the point. It’d be weird if he DIDN’T tweet something about it, honestly.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our @FLOTUS, Melania! https://t.co/rYYp51mxDQ pic.twitter.com/np7KYHglSv

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 26, 2017

Cue every douchnozzle on the internet.

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Is it her real birthday or just date of purchase?

— rafael (@rarmenta_) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Looking for gift ideas? Give her a DIVORCE. It's what she REALLY wants!

— Erich McElroy (@erichmcelroy) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Absolutely love that you took this opportunity to post a picture that is mostly about you.

— eBaum's World (@ebaumsworld) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Is she having a meal of white gold and diamonds to celebrate? pic.twitter.com/8M3YQYLW2Z

— The Socialist Party (@OfficialSPGB) April 26, 2017

@SassyNFreee Yes. What FUN to pretend to be eating gold and diamonds when millions of people are suffering poverty and deprivation IN AMERICA!

— The Socialist Party (@OfficialSPGB) April 26, 2017

@EngelsAngle @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Not even an ecard. I friggin tweet.
I hope she tweets him the divorce request.

— SpookySigns Inc. (@SpookySigns) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS For her birthday gift did you just guarantee that you won't live with her for at least another year?

— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Did you have to tweet her because Melania is in New York & won't live with you in the White House?

— Edward Hardy (@EdwardTHardy) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Before you know it, she'll be your age, and you'll be 117! (just kidding, you'll be dead).

— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) April 26, 2017

WTH???????

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Give her the gift she'd really love: a divorce and a $50mil payout. #FreeMelania!

— Andy Ostroy (@AndyOstroy) April 26, 2017

@RapBoyRutt @SovietSergey @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Meliana isn't FLOTUS, she doesn't live in the White House. Ivanka – the one he'd marry if she weren't his daughter – does.

— Steven McCallum (@Steven_M17) April 26, 2017

I especially get a kick out of the replies from some dude named William LeGate. They’re so weak. And all over the map. Not one succinct thought. I kinda feel bad for him. (Just kidding. I totally don’t.)

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Awww, so cute. Your intern photoshopped a birthday card for your "so-called" wife who's hundreds of miles away from you…

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS I bet she really loves this, Donald. It must feel especially good for her to be reaffirmed that she's First Lady (as opposed to Ivanka).

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS You're draining money from taxpayers w your reckless lifestyle. $3 million/weekend Mar-a-Lago—$308k/day NYC security https://t.co/cvsgLIpIp0

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS You know it's bad when the WH has to issue statements on behalf of Melania saying she's not miserable w you lol https://t.co/4a9i4yZ9HM

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS …the thing is, these WOULD all be personal issues that are none of the public's interests, BUT this costs us $304,000/DAY—we're tired of it.

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) April 26, 2017

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Your problems are now the country's & you have a LOT of them… maybe there's hope Melania will give you the finger tho & release your taxes.

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) April 26, 2017

Awwww. Those tweets were probably the highlight of his day.

Anyway, some of the replies are so obscene, I didn’t even feel comfortable putting them on our website.

You don’t have to like Donald Trump, but for Pete’s sake, respect his wife. She’s not out there, running her mouth or making controversial statements, and no one REALLY knows the ins and outs of their marriage. Just say Happy Birthday and MOVE ON TROLLS.