Anti-Trump Leftists Fleeing To Canada Shocked To Find That Canada Has Harsh Immigrant Policies…

I’m just waiting for these crybabies to start calling Canada racist.

According to this, American leftists who want to move to Canada because Donald Trump is OMG SUPER SCARY are finding it difficult to do so because of Canada’s strict immigration laws. Laws that are eerily similar to a lot of the same immigration policies that the Trump Administration is proposing to enact (but when Trump does it, it’s hateful and bigoted) –

President Donald Trump that has some Democrats claiming they want to jump ship is his pledge to limit immigration from people whose lives in America would be dependent on welfare. Trump promises “extreme vetting” before accepting immigrants or refugees.

But Democrats looking to move from the U.S. to Australia, Canada and other wealthy English-speaking nations are learning that those nations already have similar policies.

A top law firm known for obtaining Canadian visas for U.S. citizens says there are three main ways to get in: by having in-demand job skills, by owning a business or having a high net worth, or by having relatives already there.

Canada’s official immigration page also sets a high bar, listing opportunities to “immigrate as a skilled worker,” “immigrate by starting a business and creating jobs” or “immigrate by investing in the Canadian economy.”

Translation: That gender studies degree isn’t going to do you much good north of the border either, cupcake.

But maybe these leftists can claim they’re refugees and have to leave America for their own good –

It also maintains a refugee category, but targets people who have already been displaced “outside their home country,” and not those who want to move from their home country to Canada.

Further Translation: Losing an election in America doesn’t make you a political refugee, either.

One hipster from Brooklyn (who “works” as an artist) reported looking into moving to Canada, but finding that his lack of work skills and no semblance of a net worth meant that Canada wouldn’t take him in –

As one hysterical liberal lamented on Facebook, “What are the actual implications of these Executive Douche Orders? Should I just pack my bags and move to Canada?” After researching the Canadian immigration system, the individual posted that he had determined that “ironically,” as an artist who could not afford to buy property and only rented a loft in Brooklyn, Canada had no desire in taking him in.

So… you hate the executive orders that Trump is issuing on illegal immigration, but then you find out that Canada actually enacts its own immigration laws (that are much the same as what Trump’s orders entail), so you’re basically stuck here? That’s gotta sting.

Cheer up, snowflake. It’s not like you’re stuck in Venezuela or even Mexico where being in the lowest income bracket is pretty much a death sentence.