Bill Clinton Blames ‘Angry White Men’ And FBI Director James Comey For Hillary Clinton’s Loss

Bill Clinton managed to escape his mourning wife’s presence long enough to whine to a local newspaper. According to a reporter from the The Record-Review, Bill said President-elect Trump “doesn’t know much” and attributed his victory to “angry white men.” (Which isn’t fair. He forgot to include the 42 percent of “angry” women– of all races–  who voted for him too!)

“One thing he does know is how to get angry, white men to vote for him,” Bill said.

The contents of the original report haven’t been published online, but Politico provided a brief recap.

On the question of Russian cyberattacks damaging the candidacy of his wife, Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, the former president said “you would need to have a single-digit IQ not to recognize what was going on.” But he blamed FBI Director James Comey for her loss, telling those gathered around him that he had “cost her the election” by announcing with less than two weeks to go before the election that the bureau was examining fresh evidence related to her use of a private email server during her tenure as secretary of state.

Bill also downplayed the margin of Trump’s victory. 306? Pfffffffft. That’s nothing.

“Landslide?” Bill asked. “I got something like 370 electoral votes. That was a landslide.”

Sure, but 306 is pretty darn good, especially when the consensus seemed to be that Trump didn’t even have a viable path to 270.

Bill sounds pretty bitter. I personally think he’s just mad at America, because Hillary’s home all the time and he doesn’t get any White House interns.