Can we change the idiom to “Gary Come Lately”? It fits so well for this guy!
Remember how Libertarian Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson was asked to name a foreign leader he admires and he couldn’t think of any? Well, a day late and a dollar short, he FINALLY figured out what his answer is!
Actually, no. He really didn’t –
It’s been almost 24 hours…and I still can’t come up with a foreign leader I look up to.
— Gov. Gary Johnson (@GovGaryJohnson) September 29, 2016
So… he meant to do that all along? Sort of like he thinks we should be colonizing other planets as the solution to climate change? That was all part of his Grand Master Plan to troll America during this campaign and somehow make voters love him as much as he thinks they do?
(Side Note: I actually wouldn’t mind moving to another planet, as long as it meant I could leave all the idiots behind on Earth.)
Maybe he could host an American-Idol-esque reality show where foreign leaders show up to compete for Gary’s admiration and affection. And maybe, like, three would show up.