Newest Feminist ‘Art’ Involves Women Suggestively Fingering Fruit. And I Want To Hurl.

WARNING! This is probably the most disgusting and demeaning thing you will see all day week month year LIFE. And it will put you off eating fruit for a good long while. Proceed at your own risk.

I’m telling you – this is not only not safe for work, it’s not safe for ANYTHING.

If you decide to watch it, it’s your choice. Don’t come crying to me when you’ve lost your lunch all over your computer/phone/tablet/whatever-you’re-watching-this-one.

Keep in mind – this is supposed to be female empowerment, y’all. Feminist art, and all that. You know how it is.

Okay – here it is. I warned you –

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That is the basis of feminism – women are nothing more or less than their reproductive organs and their sexuality. That’s all women have to build an identity around. And if you’re not knitting yarn that you stuffed up into your uterus or finding objects in everyday life that look like a vagina, then what are you DOING with your life?

NEWSFLASH feminists – I do not need someone turning the produce section into a porno to feel good about being a woman. I am more than my ladyparts. My life doesn’t revolve around getting the requisite amount of sexual pleasure, like it’s the same as getting enough vitamins and minerals in my diet (and, apparently, liberal feminism tells me that I can have both at the same time! Yuck.)

But that’s liberal feminism. If you aren’t obsessed with what’s between your legs, you’re doing life wrong. And you’re probably a sexist.

Just curious – I wonder how feminists would react if a guy did a similar video series with hot dogs and bananas. Probably cry that he raped them over the internet and they need to retreat to their safe spaces.

If you excuse me, I need to go find the brain bleach. BRAIN BLEACH FOR DAYS.