Did Y’all Dance To Beyonce Last Night?

Last night, the White House peeps got down with their bad selves in honor of FLOTUS' 50th birthday (that happened to be on Friday).  They've been planning the big day for, well, it seems like since Barack's first day in the Oval Office. 

Anywho, ABC came out with a list of "50 Ways to Celebrate Michelle Obama's Birthday," and while I won't subject you to the entire list, I've extracted some of the more noticeable ones that perhaps you fellow minions can do today to revel in the greatness that is FLOTUS.

In no particular order and randomly extracted, of course (and emphasis is mine):

1. Dance to Beyonce (And just in case you don't know how to pronounce Beyonce's name, the AP will help you out with that in this informative article.)

2. Eat your vegetables

3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too

4. Work out your arms

7. Plant a garden

8. Buy a Jason Wu dress

9. Drink lots of water

10. Get bangs

11. Shop at J. Crew

12. Play with Portuguese Water Dogs

13. Grab a burger at Five Guys

18. Hang out with your friend, Oprah

23. Roll your eyes at House Speaker John Boehner or the Danish prime minister

24. Buy your own bee hive

33. Shop at Target with sunglasses on

41. Travel the world on Air Force One (on the taxpayer dime!)

42. Promote a healthy living rap album

43. Dine at Spiagga in Chicago

46. Hang out in Hawaii for an extra week as an early birthday gift (again, thanks taxpayers!)

47. Host the most popular boy band in the world at your daughters’ first party in their new home

49. Let your husband plan your 50th birthday party (again…)

I've done number 2, 4, 10, 11, and 33 (without the sunglasses) on the list, so I guess my work is done here for the day, ABC.

But your mileage may vary.

Happy belated birthday, FLOTUS!

Thank goodness you're finally 50 and we can all move ON WITH OUR FREAKING LIVES NOW.