I Cannot Believe The Sheep Are Still Buying This Load Of Crap…

So, Obama is still going with the “if we build roads and bridges” thing, “then jobs will just magically appear out of nowhere” (shovel-ready, anyone?).

STILL.

After years of this “strategy” (and that word deserved some MAJOR air quotes, folks) being an absolute EPIC FAIL, this is what he’s running on.

AGAIN.

Behold the lunacy:

Because this worked so well the FIRST time he did it. You know, for the past three and a half years. Roads and bridges, y’all. Because in the mind of someone that has never run a lemonade stand, let alone a company – in the mind of a community organizer – ROADS AND BRIDGES stimulate an economy.

In fact, roads and bridges are like sacred cows to Obama and his head-nodding sheep. Because not only can roads and bridges singlehandedly create jobs and sustained economic growth, but they’re also what we should all be thanking for any individual professional success we’ve experienced in this country, apparently.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, ROADS AND BRIDGES!!

(insert eye-roll here)

Just so we’re all clear – The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

And yes, I can see November from my house.