It’s October, And You Know What That Means

Christmas decorations are now in your local retail stores. I know, it just doesn’t seem right, seeing as how Halloween hasn’t even come and gone yet. But I’m seeing trees and Santas and snowmen already. Which got me thinking – I need to start pondering individual gift choices for friends and family.

A nifty new item this year that I had to bring to everyone’s attention is the “What Would Obama Do?” Decision Maker. You push the little button on this credit-card-sized novelty, and his decision pops up – Yes (we can), Maybe, Doubtful, Likely, (the audacity of) Nope, or my personal favorite, Ask Again.

I’m assuming that the Ask Again one lights up A LOT.

If that doesn’t strike your fancy, you could always get your Aunt Myrtle this gem of a gift – The Bill and Hillary Clinton corkscrew and nutcracker set. Both gift options available at your fingertips on Amazon.com. You can thank me later.