Linda Sarsour Gets Arrested At Kavanaugh Hearing Because Handmaid’s Tale. And No Rights. Or Something.

I have been asking and asking and asking and asking and ASKING SOME MORE OMG I’VE BEEN ASKING SO FREAKING MUCH OMG MY FACE ACTUALLY HURTS FROM ASKING WTF what Actual Rights women are going to have taken away from them when Trump becomes President.

Um…he’s been president for a while, and I still haven’t received any answers.

In fact, I’ve been asking feminist harpies to call me on our hotline at our radio show.  I’ve asked for feminist harpies to email me, tweet me, FB message me.  FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I’ve asked this question so many times, it’s become more annoying than feminists in their stupid hats chanting stupid feminist chants at stupid feminist marches.  It’s just become dumb, y’all.

Because NO ONE HAS GIVEN ME ONE SINGLE, SOLITARY, TEENY-TINY ANSWER.  Not. One. Feminist.

I haven’t been given one right that’s been taken away from a woman since Trump’s become president.  Not one.

Now, I don’t know if that’s because these women are locked away, in bonnets, being forcibly impregnated by Mike Pence?  I mean, this is what I’ve been told was going to happen to them, along with the LGBT community perishing and immigrants imploding on impact.

#allthefears

Again, this is why Democrats cried so hard on election night, amirite?  It’s what MSNBC and CNN told me was going to happen.  The RIGHTS, y’all.  ALL THE RIGHTS WERE GOING TO BE TAKEN FROM ME.  I’m a woman, after all.  So, naturally, I’d be stopped at some random checkpoint and knocked up by a Trump- or Pence-bot and forced to have some sort of TrumpyPence baby.

I don’t know – I don’t watch a lot of Netflix, but that’s what that stupid Handmaid’s tale is about, isn’t it?  That and a bunch of idiots in bonnets?

I suppose that’s why Linda Sarsour – that Islamic, Sharia-loving champion of women’s riiiiiiiiiights – had to go and ruin Kavanaugh’s hearing today and get herself arrested.  You know, for all the rights we’re gonna lose if he gets confirmed and whatnot.

God bless ‘er:

https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/1036990017699176449

Sucks for her about the virgin-boys thing.  She seems like the kind of chick who’d be into that.  She hangs out with the Asia Argento crowd, doesn’t she?

Anywho – still waiting on that list of rights, you raging sea beasts.  I don’t know why it’s taken you almost two years…it’s not like you’re busy running companies or anything.

H/T: Daily Wire