KJP: Biden “Passes a Cognitive Test Every Day”

I’m getting the feeling that the Biden WH would really love if you guys would stop making such a big deal about the whole “cognitive decline” thing…

What? You wanted somebody who can remember who he is, who he’s talking to, and what, exactly, it is he’s supposed to be doing? Simultaneously? Well… KJP and company are gonna need you to be a little less demanding of ol’ Grandpa Joe, ok? He’s doing his best… right?

From the Daily Wire:

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre claimed on Wednesday that President Joe Biden does not need to take a cognitive test because Biden “passes a cognitive test every day” by being president.

White House Dr. Kevin O’Connor claimed in a memo that there were “no new concerns” identified during the course of the exam from the last time that Biden was examined in 2023.

Biden was not given a cognitive test during his exam despite recent polling showing the overwhelming majority of Americans having serious concerns about Biden’s ability to serve as president because of issues related to his mental fitness.

“The president doesn’t need a cognitive test,” Jean-Pierre said. “That is not my assessment. That is not my assessment. That is the assessment of the president’s doctor. That is also the assessment of the neurologist who has also made that assessment as well.”

O’Connor’s memo makes no mention of any medical professionals saying that Biden does not need to take a cognitive exam.

“The president, who is also the commander-in-chief — he passes a cognitive test every day — every day, as he moves from one topic to another topic, trying — understanding the granular level of these topics,” she said. “You saw him talk about a fighting crime today. Tomorrow, he’s going to go to the border. Next week, he’s going to give a State of the Union address.”

Jean-Pierre repeatedly stated that Biden’s doctors do not believe that he needs to take a cognitive exam, yet none of those doctors attended the press briefing, which they have in the past, where they could have answered questions from reporters.

I wasn’t aware that remembering how to lick ice cream counted as a cognitive test…

How on earth does this senile sack of bones keep “passing” these “exams”? Are they even taking place at this point?

Biden is the oldest president we’ve ever had. You’d think if there were a time that a cognitive exam would be important, it would be now. But… I’m forgetting myself again – of course that’s frivolous and unnecessary… he’s not really running anything anyway.

Have I mentioned lately that we’re screwed? Because… we’re totally screwed.