Elon Musk Says He’s Hired A New Twitter CEO: “She Will Be Starting In ~6 Weeks!”

According to a May 11th Twitter post, Elon Musk has hired a new CEO for the company, an as yet unnamed woman, who Elon says will begin in the position in about six weeks. At that time, Elon says he will continue in a slightly different role as executive chair and chief technical officer overseeing Twitter products, software, and system operations.

As a normal human being who understands basic biology and the English language, I can reasonably assume that the new CEO will be a female. I base this assumption solely on his use of the pronoun “she” in the announcement, for which I’m sure some Leftists today would call me a bigoted transphobe and claim this is a literal violent assault on all females who aren’t a “she” and all she’s who aren’t “female.” But I prefer to live in reality, so I’m really not concerned about their possible screeching, and I’m excited to see who he picked.