

At 81 years old, after lying and destroying COUNTLESS lives and never being held accountable for his role in the Covid pandemic – but instead calling himself “science,” Fauci is finally leaving.
I’d say that I’m happy about it, but I’m still having to pay his INSANELY OVERBLOWN RIDICULOUS pension, so there’s no silver lining here, y’all. We’re just letting you know that he’s not going to be telling people to wear a mask anymore. So there’s that.
In university news, students with a lower IQ than my Great Dane are apparently being admitted now. But hey – at least they can name all the Kardashian sisters. And DeSantis has come out with a kicka$$ new campaign ad. Because BALLS.
Happy Tuesday, everyone!