Rolling Stone Wants To Know Why Some Pretty Boy From Canada Can’t Be Our President

I have a great solution for that, Rolling Stone. It’s called MOVING. To Canada. Try it sometime. I’ll even come help you pack, if you can’t figure it out yourselves.

Rolling Stone magazine just released this vomit-inducing cover where they squeal like a bunch of pre-teen girls over some skinny-jean beta male named Justin from Canada –

The new cover of @RollingStone. pic.twitter.com/1aWLpBe3Rt

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 26, 2017

Bieber, Trudeau – when you get right down to it, what’s the difference?

If that wasn’t bad enough, even one of MSNBC’s resident beta males thought Rolling Stone was being too melodramatic with this –

This is unseemly, imho https://t.co/IcJJm7eiAP

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) July 26, 2017

DUDE. When you have Chris Hayes pointing out your stupidity, you know you’ve gone too far.

Then again, this IS the same Rolling Stone that made a murdering terrorist look like a teen heartthrob. Also, the same Rolling Stone that ran with a fake story accusing members of a university fraternity of rape without any real evidence. They’ve proven their journalistic judgement isn’t the best to begin with.

But I’m serious about that whole “Move to Canada” thing, Rolling Stone. Trudeau COULD be your prime minister and you could finally leave us alone. I call that a win.

(h/t Twitchy)