

When protesting, there are some pretty simple rules that will help you avoid being a complete jerk. The rules include not getting violent, not lighting things (or yourself) on fire, leaving the elderly alone, not blocking traffic, not gluing yourself to priceless paintings, etc. Oh, and also very important—don’t chase children, you psychos.
But some “Slava Ukraini” protesters apparently didn’t get the memo and decided to harass Vice President Vance and his 3-year-old daughter this weekend. Classy.
Today while walking my 3 year old daughter a group of “Slava Ukraini” protesters followed us around and shouted as my daughter grew increasingly anxious and scared.
— JD Vance (@JDVance) March 8, 2025
I decided to speak with the protesters in the hopes that I could trade a few minutes of conversation for them…
Nothing quite makes me want to give Ukraine billions of our taxpayer dollars like chasing down a kid on a Saturday. Not.