Trump Releases Brand New Book

Former President Donald Trump is releasing a new book titled “Save America,” following a recent assassination attempt at a rally.

The book features a striking cover photo of Trump moments after the gunfire, symbolizing resilience.

Trump describes the book as a reflection of his successful leadership and the current political climate, asserting that it captures the essence of his campaign against what he calls a “radical left lunatic,” referring to Vice President Kamala Harris.

“This book represents the campaign that we’re in the midst of, which has been going really well. Now, we’re running against a radical left lunatic,” Trump said. “We beat Biden. That’s why he quit. He quit because of the debate. He quit because he got beaten. He was so far down in the polls that they threw him out.”

“I’m pleased to announce my new Book, ‘SAVE AMERICA,’” Trump wrote. “As everyone knows, the first two, ‘Our Journey Together’ and, ‘Letters to Trump,’ have been spectacular successes, and this is the BEST OF ALL, especially in light of the fact that we are now living in a Failing Nation, but it will not be failing for long. We will soon, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

“It is really representative of everything that’s happening now. It also represents a lot of the beautiful past in the White House, including my relationships with world leaders, which is so important right now, with Cuba being infiltrated by Russian ships; with planes being intercepted over Alaska; Russia and China playing, working together against the United States.”

“Now, we’re running against a radical left lunatic,” Trump said. “We beat Biden. That’s why he quit. He quit because of the debate. He quit because he got beaten. He was so far down in the polls that they threw him out.”

“She is a radical left lunatic. She’ll destroy our country. She doesn’t have what it takes to be president.” Trump said, adding, “she can’t deal with Putin and President Xi.”

Trump added, “They don’t want to hear that ridiculous laugh,” and asked, “can you imagine her in meetings with these people?”