Biden Signed Funding Request For Yet Another COVID Vaccine

Alright guinea pigs, line up!

This feels like the equivalent of a girl going back to her toxic idiot ex-boyfriend over and over again, while convincing her friends “it’ll be different this time.”

Reports approached President Biden, asking for further comments regarding the uptick of COVID cases and the new variant.

Biden responded saying, “Matter of fact I signed off this morning a proposal I have to present to the Congress a request for additional funding for a new vaccine that is necessary, that works [insert incoherent babble] Tentatively it is recommended that everybody get it, no matter whether they got it before or not.”

Personally, I’d prefer for the funding to go back into the American peoples’ pockets instead of getting pricked by a prick (see what I did there?) multiple times over.

Also, who the hell is still getting COVID these days? Is it still frowned upon to call it a seasonal cold or the flu? Is that not METAL enough or what?

Just launder the money to Pfizer and skip the vaccine. Big Pharma is the primary concern, not the people, amiright? If people elect to get this random newfound vaccine, they can go through their own insurance. Leave the taxpayer funding out of it.

Hell, how about you go over to Hawaii first and offer them buckets of vaccines. That should alleviate the wildfire destruction.