Dick Durbin Has Covid for the Third Time in the Last 365 Days
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July 25, 2023Well, well, well… what do we have here? On the surface, it looks like just another, obviously dirty, old dude, but if you dig deeper you can see…
I got nothing. He’s a dirty old dude.
From the Daily Wire:
It would appear Sen. Dick ‘Fully Vaccinated’ Durbin (D-IL) is suffering from his third bout of COVID in one calendar year.
On Monday, Durbin tweeted, “Unfortunately, I tested positive for COVID-19 today. I’m disappointed to have to miss critical work on the Senate’s NDAA this week in Washington. Consistent with CDC guidelines, I’ll quarantine at home and follow the advice of my doctor while I work remotely.”
He also got the virus in March 2023. At that time, he said, “Thankfully, I am fully vaccinated and boosted and only experiencing minor symptoms. I will quarantine consistent with CDC guidelines and follow advice from my doctor while I continue to work remotely.”
Readers will note that back then, he was still saying he was “thankful to be fully vaccinated.” His tweet was nearly identical to the statement he issued when he had COVID in July 2022.
I dunno, Dick… could you try… washing your hands? Maybe that would help?
Or, better yet, maybe stop testing yourself? I can’t imagine it feels much different than the allergies I have as a Texas transplant. I used to joke that I probably could catch Covid and never notice because feeling like crap was pretty much my default setting.
I’ve been on campus for the last 3-ish years with some of the least hygenic human beings I’ve ever seen. Mind you, I’ve never been to San Fran or NYC, but college kids can be pretty nasty too. In spite of that knowledge, I decided to forgo the “protection,” and you know what happened?
Nothing.
Why? I washed my hands at usual intervals and didn’t let anyone breathe on me, so I’m guessing that had something to do with it. I read my books and minded my own business.
I honestly think it’s hilarious that the biggest touters of the whole shebang are the ones who’ve caught it an obscene number of times.
Comedic gold.
