Meta Announces “Threads” To Compete With Twitter…
Coke At The WH, DeSantis’ New Ad Is A Total Headscratcher, And A SCOTUS Recap!
July 5, 2023
India Arie Calls Out Megan Thee Stallion’s Twerking At The Essence Awards, And I’m Here For It…
July 5, 2023So, Zuck has this new feature on the INSTAGRAM platform coming out – it’s called Threads, and it’s basically Twitter-on-Instagram. It’s supposed to be just like Twitter, only one can assume it won’t be as free, because it’s being run by Mark Zuckerberg, and if you’re a conservative, you know that anything that droid-from-Gleeborg-Nine has a hand in is run with an alien fist.
Dude HATES freedom. See 2016 and 2020 elections and countless of our peers, but I digress.
Anywhooooo:
Shots. FIRED.
Apparently, the two moguls are supposed to also be cage-fighting. Or something:
Personally, I’d love for Elon to kick Zuck’s ass, but I feel like if that fight ever did happen, Zuck would have the upper hand. Dude has probably been training for years in his basement when he’s not killing goats to serve to random guests at his nerded-out dinner parties. But who knows – Elon is always full of surprises. And GenXers are supremely tough.
Have I mentioned yet this week that our world is completely wack?
