

There was still fallout (<<see what I did there?) this weekend after Joe Biden’s fall that was seen around the world. People are concerned – rightly so. But no matter, y’all. The lamestream media is here to tell you that everything is FIIIIIIIIIIIINE, and if you question Biden’s physical and mental capacity in any way, you are obviously an agiest.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
On OUR side of the aisle, even more candidates are throwing their hats in the ring – today we have Mike Pence, Chris Christie, and some dude named Doug who we’ve never even heard of. But we heard that he’s the Governor of North Dakota. So get in line, buddy!
All that, plus a new, ridiculously unqualified CDC Director. It’s Biden’s America, everyone.
Happy Monday!