

Well, in case you needed proof that voting with your wallet was a legitimate strategy, boy do I have proof for you.
Anheuser-Busch’s value has dropped by over FIVE BILLION DOLLARS since it unveiled its partnership with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney, who posted videos drinking Bud Light and gleefully feigning ignorance about March Madness. A lot of people were really annoyed by this sponsorship, which is weird if you consider the overlap between people who drink light beer and people who are pussies.
I kid, I kid.
Anyway, a lot of us stopped buying Bud because we didn’t really appreciate being condescended to by a multi-billion dollar company who apparently thought its product was soooo good we’d buy it even if they participated in women’s erasure.
Newsflash, Anheuser-Busch. It’s Bud Light. No one’s out here with the shakes because they couldn’t get it– there’s always Coors Light (or, you know, real beer). Frankly, the best part of having zero fanfare over the several thousands of days of womanhood under my belt is that no one made me drink Bud Light over it.
The company’s share value is down almost 4% since the end of March, which seems to have execs in a scramble– they’re already insisting that “no one at a senior level” knew anything about the partnership in an attempt to distance themselves.
Mmhmm. Yeah, we’re not buying it. Just like we’re not buying your crappy piss beer.
AYO.
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At another conservative website, I read about bomb threats made to Anheuser-Busch breweries. There’s no need to bomb them. This latest stunt to promote Bud Light is a big bomb itself, as evidenced by the $5 billion they’ve lost because of it.
It is interesting that the impact is mostly in rural areas and flyover country. City people and country folk think differently. AB assumed that we are all liberal and accept nonsense. They are finding out the hard way that is not the case. I think that overcrowding in the cities has stifled their ability to think.
I could not love this article more! With so many beer options….this one is going to leave a mark for a long time.
If I was a large shareholder I’d be thinking about filing a class action lawsuit against InBev and its officers. Fortunately, I don’t own any stock.
They don’t care.
They only care about what their ESG overlords want, those are the ones that control the finances.
Given the news surrounding this it was apparently just one VP of something or other that started this whole nonsense hiding behind the fact that she thought Dylan had a big enough audience to warrant trying to market to the next generation.
Sadly I don’t think they realize that the “trans” phenomenon is covering a multitude of different types of people, some of which needed a bit of special pleading to be able to fit better into society. Dylan is not one of those people as he’s clearly a toxic narcissist who has latched onto something purely for the attention.
Barack Obama’s narcissism has nothing on that of Dylan Mulvaney’s. They both will never go away.