Defense Dept. ROASTED For Failing 5th Audit & Biden Finally Ends COVID Emergency!
Greasy McNewsom Claims That DeSantis Will “Get Rolled By Trump” And Advises Him To “Pack Up.”
April 10, 2023
Female Shotputter Perfectly Explains What’s Wrong with Nike’s Sponsorship of Dylan Mulvaney
April 11, 2023I bet y’all are super excited to hear that you don’t have to live in a state of emergency anymore. YAY YOUUUUUU! Thanks, Joe. We really appreciate your permission to live free.
(insert eyeroll SO HARD here)
In other news, our military is spending our money like drunken sorority girls on spring break, and there’s ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY. Five failed audits, y’all. FIVE. What would happen in the private sector if that happened? I think we all know, but they’re the GUBMINT, dammit, so don’t hold your breath for anything to happen except for more IRS agents to be hired!
Silly taxpaying suckers.
All that and more on today’s show! Happy Tuesday, everyone.
