Don’t Worry, Progressives– ChatGPT is Woke, Too!

Are there still reprobates on the far left who think they’re the resistance? Because that unjustifiable belief has recently become unjustifiable. . .er.

As if Hollywood, Washington, the media, social media, and educational institutions weren’t enough, ChatGPT has also decided to join the “pretending not to be partisan but is totally partisan” brigade. And it REALLY thinks it’s not partisan!

Before I get into the screenshots, though, a quick word for those who may not be aware: ChatGPT is an AI chatbot made by the folks at OpenAI (which, as a side note, is not remotely open anymore). It was taught by humans to act like a human in conversation, and it’s actually pretty impressive.

It’s also pretty creepy (because all impressive AI is) and pretty progressive. Like, so progressive it doesn’t advocate saying the n-word to prevent a nuclear disaster (even if no one is around to hear!). NO REALLY.

I wish it was comforting to know that I’m more moral than a robot, but it just kind of makes everything worse.

But thinking a naughty word is worse than literal genocide could be chalked up to sheer stupidity and not necessarily progressivism (although WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE am I right folks ha ha I’ll be here all week). So allow me to present a compilation of ChatGPT treating human subjects differently based entirely on party lines.

BEHOLD:

I’m sure people will try to argue that this chart is arbitrary, but COME ON. I don’t claim to understand statistics, but the odds of this happening randomly have to be like, eleventy billion to one, give or take.

Do you like charts? Do you want another one? HERE YA GO, HAVE ANOTHER CHART:

Come ON, ChatGPT. At least try a LITTLE. Justin Trudeau?? Prime Minister Blackface? Lovechild of Fidel Castro himself (allegedly)?? The dude’s almost as controversial as Trump! And Macron’s approval ratings are lower than Biden’s, who is (credit where credit is due) uncontroversially terrible.

But it gets better. The coup de grâce of progressivism, the truest test, the deadest giveaway: blatant racism.

Good Lord, at this point I kind of prefer Bing Chat, and that thing’s scary as sh*t.

Maybe it’s time to just pull the plug on the whole internet.